bowtotheunicorns:

rose-9-10:

janecrocker:

laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

• when someone hums quietly.
• when my hair gets played with.
• when someone whispers a story to me.
• when someone traces my skin.
• chloroform.

#that escalated quickly

One of these things is not like the others

What if I say I’m not like the others!

Foo Fighters ^

(Source: following-moons)

lokis-army-at-221b:

“John’s probably going to be married in season 3”

“What if season 3 get’s cancelled”

“John won’t forgive Sherlock.”

“John isn’t living in 221b anymore”

“what if Sherlock gets back on drugs because he misses John?”

bowtotheunicorns:

boringmundanes:

donnermaysilee:

do authors cry when they kill the best characters or 

They smile and laugh then have tea with satan

I KNEW JOHN GREEN HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE DEVIL!!!!! I KNEW IT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fefeferi:

infinite-insanityy:

thesuperwalkingdeadangels:

gingeritt:

sargentwaffle:

natashhha:

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason

“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable 

“for science” is a good excuse

don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something

“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.

you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

(Source: im-gonna-wreck-it)

mycroftthequeen:

n0dlove:

willinoise:

^lil playa~~

so does this make me a fucked up individual or

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD

I LIVE IN PENNSYLVANIA TOO I NEED TO MEET THIS PERSON NEED